Prayer to the Almighty!

Oh! God! The Almighty!

Please Make me more worthy so that Many can get inspired & strengthened while looking at me.

Make me useful unto others.

Make me work & earn more so that I can give more to the need.

With Tons Of Love & Gratitude
+VE Anthony Muthu

One Line Humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them
while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried -
but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one
you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you
get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or
she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she
agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more
than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between
address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have
done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father
seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a
formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2

[25] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's
like asking someone, if suicide is better or being

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother
has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor
has it!

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அன்புடன் அருணா
on 09 March, 2009 17:21  

Some Humour required inbetween...nice one...I enjoyed...
anbudan aruna

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